Hm...I will just write!! For starters my cat had ran away again when I had two guest in my apartment. I came out of the bathroom and judging by the looks on my friend's faces i asked, "What happened?" They told me that my cat was playing with a bag over her head.......First of all I thought to myself...Hmm why would you let her play with a plastic bag on her head? Then they said that she ran with the bag on her head and jumped off my balcony! They took a picture with a flash to see where she was and they said she started running! Again, I thought to myself...Hmmm why did you flash the camera, of course that would scare her to run! So after hours and days of looking for her I went to see my old training site! One of the volunteers friends had came to visit and I met up with them. I got to stay in a three star hotel with a sauna and you know I used the crap out of it! We found a Mexican restaurant that opened a few months a go and when I walked in I got honest to God dizzy because everyone in there was American and all the food condiments were from American! I think I was speechless for hours!! Then I thought...Hmmmm why didn't I order the enchiladas too! Later, I came home and tried to look for my cat again and of course it was raining! So, I couldn't find her and went into my apt when I could hear her meowing! I tried to get out my door as fast as I could but, I have a gate and a door! I ran around like a crazy person and still couldn't find her, but I could hear her! So, i went back into my apt and created a trap if you will! I lowered the trap off my balcony to see if she would either hop in and or hang around the trap! Then twenty minutes later I heard her again and so this time when I called her name her meowing got louder and louder! So I go outside and say Jalieah! She came running out from underneath a car and I have had her since! Oh ya while my guest were here I was taking a shower and heard something banging around in my wall! I said OMG come here I think J is in the wall! They looked and it happened to be a damn bird! After about 30 minutes we got the bird out of my shower wall and set it free! I thought......hmmmmm is this really my life? Oh yes, I was on the bus the other day to get my linchna carta which is pretty much my visa card for a year when I asked the bus driver if he could Blow Job here!! HE looked at me funny and I said what is the problem? Why can't you blow job here?? Hmmmmmm.....who knew that the word for bus stop and blow job had a one letter "sound" difference! I didn't find out until later!! Here I was thinking this bus driver was an huge A hole hahahahahaha!! On a cooler note, I am a regional coordinator for anti-trafficking and AIDS! Oh and the other day I went to work and was told that we were going to get blessed by the pope! So, I walked over to the orphanage and everyone was standing around holding candles and singing and the pope threw water on me! We then had to line up and kiss the cross and the popes hand! Hmmmmmmm.......Did I mention that after the blessing we went back to the office I work in and realized I had locked the pope and the rest of the people out of the building because they gave me the key before the blessing started to go back and get my camera!! OPPPSSS!!!! We waited for about 20 minutes until someone found a key opppps! Then my colleagues got me drunk at work!! Hmmmmmmmmmmm........Not a good idea because I told them that Borack Obama was my boss and that only if I called him would he come visit! With my drunk eyes and red face I said I am serious!!! On my way to teach English I had lost my mind and started talking and laughing to myself when a man saw me! Of course I waved and said oh hi and continued to laugh. Later that night I met up with his wife for tea and he asked me why I was laughing and talking to myself this morning? I said what are you talking about? Hmmmmmmmmmm....Oh that was you I waved to! I said oh well, I had lost my mind for a moment and now I am fine! Any thoughts? Well, the last thing that happened was when I taught english to the kids on Thursday and I bought fruits and veggies to have a tossing game to learn the veggies and fruits!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......what in the hell was I thinking it turned into a food fight and when the teacher walked in kids were crying and throwing the food as I stood their staring at them like shit I AM FIRED FOR SURE!!!!!!!! Well, I love and miss you all!

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